The war on junk mail.
Goal: Stop all the muthafucking mail.
1 Sign up on Optoutprescreen.
2 Change my addresses through USPS (save a buck by doing it in person).
3 Cease all catalogs.
4 Cease paper bills.
5 Track down loose identity trails on Internet; purge.
6 Send C&D letters to companies.
7 If [6] fails, harass the shit out of said companies via phone.
