in a year or so, this will slip into the sea

The best time I was (mostly) sober

Usual equation: me + alcohol = me getting trashed, kissing people, picking up people, passing out on the floor, etc. 

This time: me + alcohol = me running around with water, getting kissed (6x), and getting picked up (10x, ok I get it dudes, I’m small), and people plastered all over my living room floor.   

Something is wrong with this picture, but lololololol