Helen Mirren wants to play the Doctor
Am I just super into this?
Yes
WHAT
in a year or so, this will slip into the sea
Spice enthusiast. Sometimes scientist. All around old soul.
Be Drunk, by Charles Baudelaire.
LOL FML
This morning I
1. Woke up.
2. Found myself on the floor.
3. Drank a gallon of water.
4. Thought about last night.
5. Said, “FUCK.”
Need serious damage control right now.
The best time I was (mostly) sober
Usual equation: me + alcohol = me getting trashed, kissing people, picking up people, passing out on the floor, etc.
This time: me + alcohol = me running around with water, getting kissed (6x), and getting picked up (10x, ok I get it dudes, I’m small), and people plastered all over my living room floor.
Something is wrong with this picture, but lololololol
My First Power Suit, also known as, A Study of Asian Cheapness
Me: The jacket fits reaaalllllly well but the pants are a bit tight around my butt
Mom: You need to lose weight.
Me: I’ve already lost 5 lbs since school started!
Sister: That suit is only 50 dollars. Lose 5 more lbs.
Lol thanks guys.
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Alex Turner, Alex Kapranos & Julian Casablancas
be still, my teenaged heart.
(by Dj Munnskol)
SRSLY. THESE CATS BE UNREAL.
And the white kitten has an uncanny resemblance to those Cao Ni Ma things.
Memes we love: Dwight Schrute Knows Best.
viaOMG.
The British version of The Office is superior to the U.S. version.
FALSE: The British version of The Office ran for two seasons and somehow managed to only produce three mildly awesome episodes.
Srs dude, have you even WATCHED the Brit version?
Still lol’d though.
mysterious dream excerpt
“For your homework assignment……..make a sandwich. With a $25 loaf of brioche”
“I’m not buying a fucking $25 loaf of brioche. I can make that shit for $4!”
“You better fucking buy it. From [redacted due to fuzzy memory], none the less. Or I am failing your ass!”
This then shifted into traveling with my family through Cambodian ruins for some unclear, presumably illegal purpose and picking up various roommates past along the way.
Let’s make some brioche.
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